(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
Get the Metro Hillbillymug. by 69sniffer November 8, 2020
Get the Hillbilly dump truckmug. by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025
Get the HILLBILLY TRUST FUNDmug. When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
Get the Hillbilly Hand Grenademug. by JackB. Nimble May 10, 2021
Get the Hillbilly shitmug. a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck
by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015
Get the hillbilly fridgemug. “Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”
“What’s that?”
“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
Get the hillbilly hand washmug.