Hamilton

Home to many thousands of absolute roasts and chin chewing pubes with chocolate stains on many chins and located in the smack bang middle of what is most commonly known as a more populated Chernobyl. Wouldn’t bring your kids here in the unfortunate case of a severe bumming or them mistaking cake icing for crystal

Hamilton is a slightly worse version of trying to locate a brothol in Buckingham Palace

by Andy Pipkin67 February 18, 2026

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Hamilton Bitch

A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.

That Hamilton bitch won't stop pointing out how the American revolution is literally Hamilton.

by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025

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Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

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