Damn shawty you got that gorilla grip
by Chad Powers October 03, 2022
You get a handy last night man?" "Yeah dude" "Nice how was it?" "Pretty bad dude, she had iron grip on my dick
by wadupppp March 13, 2011
When you are passing a big ass kidney stone and it gets stuck half way through, so you grab the base of your dick as hard as possible like a gogurt and pull up as hard and fast as humanly possible.
Bevin: Bro, for the last four hours I was in the bathroom passing a kidney stone.
Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.
Seth: Dude it could have been done in 30 seconds with the grip and Rip, only problem is your urethra fucking dies.
by Nibba slayer March 14, 2018
by markymarc March 08, 2005
A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink
Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”
Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef
Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef
by Ohsorrymommy January 03, 2023
The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
by NeverTHEless. October 01, 2010
The action used by a persistant male stalker or squaddie to corner his prey into some sort of sexual intercourse. A "subtle" hand action typically used on the upper arm or leg, can sometimes involve an uncomfortable squeeze accompanied by a creepy smile.
"she was cornered by a paedo grip, no way could she escape after that"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
"that squaddie loves to use his paedo grip on unsuspecting victims next he'll try to play skeetball"
by the truth part 2!! August 08, 2009