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floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on
danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like
by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017
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granny hannie

Someone who is very sweet and caring, like a friendly grandma who gives everybody chocolate biscuits!
by lolo February 18, 2003
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granny puff

A fro-like structure that lies on top of an old womans head; a whitish-yellowish puff from a perm.
All old women have granny puffs.
by julieeeeee April 26, 2007
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Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).
by Mark January 21, 2004
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granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.
the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.
by G June 7, 2003
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Granny Greyhole

Vagina, Snatch, on an elderly lady..
He was so drunk last nite, he got himself some Granny Greyhole..
by Terminator twin T2 February 17, 2010
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Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).
That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!
by LeGogh February 20, 2010
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