granny juice

The juices or discharge from an old ladies vagina.

Ive just made love with an elderly lady. she was so horny i soon got her granny juices flowing.

by the snercher December 2, 2010

Granny Chair

1.) A chair that your grandma will use. 2.) If your grandma is in the bathroom & not going to the bathroom she probable on this chair. 3.) A chair that an old lady sits on when she takes a shower. 4.) An old lady sex chair

1.) Look at where she's going, its the adventures of the granny chair... The adventures continue.

2.) It's the cronicles of the granny chair.

by IL CAPONE March 6, 2011

Granny panty hoarder

The female act of washing your granny panties because you are afraid to dispose of them unwashed, for fear that they will be found in the trash and traced back to you. But then you wear them "one last time" because you just washed them.

Susan was so ashamed for anyone to see her granny panties, she refused to throw them out. She was a granny panty hoarder.

by Aregan November 3, 2011

Granny Shifter

When you transition from being sexually attracted to people similar to your age to only exclusively wanting to fuck grandmas.

"Damn Edna got dat ass"

"Bro don't tell me jon is a granny shifter"

by TheReaperOfQueefers April 8, 2021

Gonorrhea Granny

An old lady, preferably a Grandmother, who is taking part in sexual acts and just happened to receive the STD Gonorrhea.

Person 1: Dude my Grandma got Gonorrhea!
Person 2: What a Gonorrhea Granny ffs.

by Xaltz September 9, 2009

Pulling a Granby

A phrase used to describe rampage or spree of destruction. Referencing the famous "Killdozer Rampage" in which Marvin Heemeyer destroyed much of the town of Granby, Colorado on June 4th 2004 using his heavily modified bull dozer.

Dude, if the DMV doesn't stop fucking me around, I swear to god I'm going to end up pulling a granby.

by Roger Bomar April 21, 2010

Granny Dip

A Granny Dip is when the penis is removed from the vagina during sex, either accidentally or on purpose, then quickly inserted into the anus and then back in the vagina to continue with straight sex.

"I was banging her pussy hard till I felt like a bit of a granny dip; she strongly objected."

or,

"Granny dip my arse, dip it, DIP IT!"

by Phillip Beale September 26, 2007