Moonlight Graham

When you pretend to someone that you didn't see something but you really did

Sandy: Are you telling me you can't see the numbers?

Ben: What numbers? I don't see anything?

(Indistinct crowd cheering)

Sandy: There, again! Wait... you don't see them?

Ben: Are you feeling ok?

20 mins later...

Ben: 12:24!

Sandy I knew it...

Ben: Ok, i admit it scared me a little.

Sandy: You pulled a "Moonlight Graham". Nice try.

by mysterylight44 January 21, 2020

Mrs graham

A fat bitch teacher that eats children everyday of her life with no husband

Mrs graham is such a bitch

by Lucas bezo August 7, 2019

Graham Turnbull

the goat

Graham Turnbull is the goat

by goaturnbull November 8, 2019

Kaelan Graham

kaelan grahams are very nice they are super hot and handsome

"is that kaelan graham?"
"yes hes super hot and handsome"

by maybekaelangraham June 15, 2022

Michael Graham Claydon

Literally the most perfect man on any planet, he is litteraly perfect Michael Graham Claydon is honestly the definition of a man written by a woman. You could say he deserves the world but he doesn't, the world is SHIT and Michael Graham Claydon deserves better than that. And on top of that, he has a PHAT ass

A: Have you seen Michael Graham Claydon?

B: No, but isn't he just great!

A: He is! I love Michael Graham Claydon

by Michael Graham Claydon enjoyer July 21, 2023

Kyle Graham

A person who has a perm and smokes vape batteries, and has a fat Bunda.

Oh look mr phee, a wiped Kyle graham with a watermelon elfbar

by An s69 August 23, 2022

Oh Graham

Picture this: an individual reveling in the divine art of indulgence, seated in the plush velvet embrace of a Michelin-starred restaurant. They're not just eating; they’re orchestrating a culinary symphony of epic proportions. Each bite of succulent pork belly is met with an operatic crescendo of masticating mastery and unapologetic lip-smacking—a performance so robust it could rival the acoustics of a sold-out amphitheater. Fork in hand, they sample course after course, their gusto unmistakable, as if every chew brings them one step closer to gastronomic nirvana. This isn’t dining; it’s a full-contact sport, and they’re the undefeated champion of audible appreciation!

I went to a posh restaurant last night, shut up, "OH GRAHAM"......

by Harvv77 December 20, 2024