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golden cunt

To indicate a woman's vagina is of very high quality in terms of tightness, moisture content and of course odour during sex.

The Holy Grail of every heterosexual man: the perfect pussy.

Not to be taken literally - cunts are very rarely golden in colour.
Damn bro, I bet that Milf has a golden cunt!

Shiiit, I need to get me a piece of a golden cunt.

"Quick bartholomew! To the Tower of Shinzegar with the sacred Golden Cunt!"
by Ash C July 26, 2008
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Golden Apple

An exquisite item in Minecraft:

Made only by surrounding an Apple by Gold Ingots in a Crafting Table, you will receive a Golden Apple. This item is different than an Enchanted Golden Apple, also known as a God Apple, as a Golden Apple is lower tier. This is because an Enchanted Golden Apple requires an Apple to be surrounded by Gold Blocks, which is 9 Golden Ingots. You need 72 Gold Ingots for it, while for a regular Golden Apple only requires 9. They can be in a Stack of 64.
A Golden Apple will replenish 4 Hunger Bars, give you Absorption for two minutes, and Regeneration II for five seconds.
As a natural spawn, a Golden Apple is very rare, the highest chance of being found naturally is in 28.2% of Chest Minecarts in Mineshafts, and the lowest being in Stronghold Altar Chests at 2.5%.
You will often find Golden Apples in Minecraft Servers being used in PvP-type games.
Golden Apples have a few more uses than just healing and a couple of side effects. They can cure Zombie Villagers, give you a higher chance at Taming a Horse, and can be used in a Banner for a unique Pattern.
The Namespaced ID for a Golden Apple is golden_apple, and it's Numeric ID being 322 in Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.
Hey John, want to PvP with me?
Sure bro, are we using Golden Apples?
Only 3, they can be a bit too overpowered.
Alright, brophessor.
by DerpzKing the wise July 25, 2019
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Golden Wind

1) When you fart while peeing
2) When you pee while farting
*farts while pissing* AHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE GOLDEN WIND
by HinokamiNut December 29, 2019
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Golden Hour

The time between 3:11 and 4:20. Even though it's 69 minutes long it's still called the "Golden Hour". During this time it's generally considered ok to slack off a little at work and have a couple of energy drinks or snacks to help you make it to the end of the work day. It's also a good idea to spend a prolonged time in the bathroom reading comics or the news.
I'm going to head down to Rite Aid and grab some snacks during the golden hour, want me to pick you up some trail mix?
by Crazy Justin August 30, 2013
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golden brown

Golden brown , texture like sun. Never a frown with golden brown.
by CalmG September 5, 2003
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Golden Parachute Punk

A CEO who gets a fat paycheck after running a company into the ground.
Marge lost her 401K and all her company stock was worthless but the Golden Parachute Punk who drove the company into bankruptcy got a severance package of 20 million...the douche.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Golden Injection

When a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina (or anus) and urinates.
Dude, stick it in her bum and pee. Yeah man, give her a golden injection!
by Mr. Butt May 2, 2011
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