Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"
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A person without an original thought who gets all their ideas directly from the internet or TV. They will often change positions 180 degrees without blinking an eye, just because they saw something new on their Screens.
Me talking to someone who fully supported vax mandates (Your body, our choice) last week ranting and raving about abortion rights (My body, my choice) this week: "You do realize that's exactly the opposite of what you were saying last week, don't you? Are you a Google-parrot, or what?"
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"If I see one more person wearing glamour goggles i'm going to inflict some random soft tissue damage".
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Frequently used to reference older video games, sometimes movies or other media.
Frequently used to reference older video games, sometimes movies or other media.
Guy: Dude, I LOVED Phantasy Star III as a kid! I remember having so much fun with it!
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Dude: Yea, it may have been good at the time, but that is the dud of the series. Just try playing it NOW, it's just the retro goggles fooling you.
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