gloknor

Any day of the workweek taken as a sick day so that one may dish out multiple self abuse (penis pounding) sessions between the hours of nine (after the wife has gone to work)and five
(before the wife returns from work). Usually results in calluses and or blisters on both the hand and phallus.

Ed: "Hey, Bill. Are you ready for the big presentation tomorrow"
Bill "I'm not feeling to well actually, Ed. I think I might be coming down with something"
Ed: "I hear the flu is going around"
Bill: "Oh yeah? I think I might be struck with a near fatal case of it sometime in the very near future, tomorrow maybe... see you the day after gloknor"

by cypops April 11, 2008

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Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.

- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!

by Remmot August 1, 2011

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glouk • glouker • glock • glonk • glockenspiel • Glook • glocky • Glock Block • glock in my rari • glonky

glockschmear

A friendly prank where the schmearer hocks a deep throatful lugie onto the cheek of the schmearie. The schmearer then fills his palm with a healhy amount of baby powder and then proceeds to bitch slap the schmerie sandwitching the lugie while screaming "Glockschmear!"(In a german accent).

As myles slept soundly on the couch, brandon hocked a throatful lugie and propelled in right onto his face. He then covered his hand in baby powder and slapped the shit out of him while screaming 'GLOCKSCHMEAR!"

Next Morning - "Brandon I think theres something wrong with your couch its covered in powder"

by brosen August 7, 2011

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