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sleeping giant 

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.
Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.
sleeping giant by CyberJake August 15, 2005

retarded giant 

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.
Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

The Giant Lubricated Horse Cock 

Number 13
In this video, a weird Asian girl is smacking the giant lubricated horse cock. She proceeds to eat it. Rest in peace giant lubricated horse cock

San Fransisco Giant 

A giant dildo, roughly the size of a baseball bat.
Customer: "Do you have anything that will destroy me?"

Clerk: "Here - try the San Fransisco Giant."
San Fransisco Giant by stefmart February 18, 2011

Tile Giant 

A person who thinks she or he's really something. A person who likes to show off. A person who believes she or he's bigger/better/cooler than the people around him/her. A delusion that you're much more powerful and influential than you really are. Also: overestimation of one's own capabilities.

Invented in Brixton, London, in February 2010. Expression taken from the name of an actual shop, i.e. Tile Giant, 140-142 Brixton Hill, London, SW2 1 RS, UK.
He thinks he's in charge of everything, I guess he thinks he's a tile giant!

He tells everyone (who doesn't want to know) how great his tricks are. He's a proper tile giant!

She thinks she can fly off that roof. Now she's a real tile giant!
Tile Giant by avril14th December 23, 2010

sleeping giant 

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.
See awaken a sleeping giant