by merlinbeats October 03, 2011
A comedy series made by the six idiots or 'them there'. It is on the BBC (which should be obvious) and currently has four series (with Christmas specials). It is about a couple who move into a haunted house and the ghosts there just want the attention of the one living that can see them.
The group starred in the series horrible histories, so all the eras and references about each ghost is historically accurate, like Kitty being discriminated for her colour and the Captain making reference to 'a friend of Dorothy' (old slang for being gay)
Ghosts include:
Soppy poet (Mat Baynton), Emotionally repressed homosexual war captain (Ben Willbond), Baby child(Lolly Adefope), Tory (Simon Farnaby), PTSD(Katy Wix), Fun dad(Jim Howick), the headless one who is constantly bullied (Larry Rickard),"the gray lady"(I refuse to make a joke about her name)(Martha Howe-Douglas), Ooga booga (Larry Rickard) and the under appreciate plague ghosts. Like Walter was an artist alright. Nigel is fabulous and I know Mick killed them all, but as they said, no disagreement lasts more than twenty/twenty-five years. And they all died together in their plague pit and are experts with the boiler. They need more content. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
The group starred in the series horrible histories, so all the eras and references about each ghost is historically accurate, like Kitty being discriminated for her colour and the Captain making reference to 'a friend of Dorothy' (old slang for being gay)
Ghosts include:
Soppy poet (Mat Baynton), Emotionally repressed homosexual war captain (Ben Willbond), Baby child(Lolly Adefope), Tory (Simon Farnaby), PTSD(Katy Wix), Fun dad(Jim Howick), the headless one who is constantly bullied (Larry Rickard),"the gray lady"(I refuse to make a joke about her name)(Martha Howe-Douglas), Ooga booga (Larry Rickard) and the under appreciate plague ghosts. Like Walter was an artist alright. Nigel is fabulous and I know Mick killed them all, but as they said, no disagreement lasts more than twenty/twenty-five years. And they all died together in their plague pit and are experts with the boiler. They need more content. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Person 1: you really like BBC ghosts don't you, which is why you keep making obscure references.
Person 2: noo..... must've been another caveman....
Person 1: of course it is
Person 2: noo..... must've been another caveman....
Person 1: of course it is
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 28, 2021
A game played with a group of people either outside at night or in a large, dark room. The goal of the game is to find the "ghost" and avoid getting tagged. Before the game begins, a "base" or safe zone is agreed upon. One person is chosen to be the "ghost" and hides while the others cover their eyes and count out loud to a specific number, usually to 45 or 50. After everyone is done counting, they go and try to find the ghost. If someone sees the ghost, they yell "ghost in the graveyard", and then everyone tries to run back to the base without getting tagged by the ghost. If nobody sees the ghost, then the ghost has two options. He/she can continue hiding, and then if someone gets close they can jump out to tag and scare that person. Or, the ghost can move around stealthily to try and confuse everyone. If someone is tagged, then they become the ghost for the next round. If nobody gets tagged, then the ghost hides again.
by Eric Novitsky June 13, 2008
The Ghost Gun(c) is a state-of-the-art firearm wich is chambered in 30 cal, invisible to metal-detectors and uses the revolutionary magazine clip. It has a fire-rate of 3600 rounds per minute and is found exclusively in California. It was unveiled to the public by gun-enthusiast and California State Senator Kevin de Leon in Jan-13 2014. Despite the widespread demand for the new super-gun following the unveiling, the manufacturer's name and further details remain a mystery.
"This is a Ghost Gun(c). This right here has ability with a .30-caliber magazine clip to disperse with 30 bullets within half a second" -California State Senator Kevin de Leon.
by Dakka-Mek February 18, 2014
by chuckles1234 October 27, 2016
The feeling you get when you urgently need to take a major shit. Get to the toilet, sit down but nothing comes out. Maybe a small fart or the smallest turd crumb. Leaves you scratching your head after. Makes you think your last consumed food or beverage was a poor choice.
I got stuck in traffic and felt like I needed a shit. I rushed back to my house and run to the toilet. I sat there for a half hour but no shit came out. Fucking ghost shit!
by M_Dubz152 June 08, 2023
A ghost poo is the ninja of the world of shit. It is rare, but I can testify that a healthy diet can produce one. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.
So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did. It must have been a ghost poo."
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
by malc_c December 29, 2005