fucked

An expression said by people around the world when they let it be known that something of value is now worthless, broken, no longer any good, torn up, broken-down, trashed, inoperative, ruined, shot, destroyed, no longer working, no longer effective, of no use, has no value any longer.

(Saturday)
Todd: Can I borrow your new wheelbarrow?
Carmen: Ok, be sure to clean it out before you bring it back, it’s new!
(Three weekends later)
Carmen: Todd, where is my wheelbarrow you borrowed, can you bring it back?
Todd: Yea, I brought your wheelbarrow back, it’s in my truck but you will have to go get it out my back hurts. I have been riding the tow motor all week at work, and I had to watch my momma cut my grass this morning, so my back hurts; my back is fucked.
Carmen: What is that in my wheelbarrow? I said; clean it before you bring it back.
Todd: Well hell Carmen, I can’t do everything, and I can’t get that out, that is dried concrete. Me and my buddies went to drink some beers, smoke some weed, and I forgot about it. Just use it like that.
Carmen: Todd, you owe me a new wheelbarrow, that one is completely fucked with that dried concrete in it and it was brand new.
Todd: Hell, Carmen you know I can’t afford a wheelbarrow that is why I borrowed yours. It is your fault is it fucked anyway, you let me borrow it!

by Billy BullSchitter June 1, 2016

but...fucking

a conjunction, very funny when you point it out as they pause before continuing on with their sentance. usually used by someone who interjects the f-word or varients of the f-word into every sentance.

sarah: i was going to go to school today but...fucking -
rachael: really BUT FUCKING, that sounds like fun.
sarah: eew! gross! no i was too hung over to go. shut up kayce.

by KaceUm May 5, 2007

fucked

What this country is for the next 4 years.

With George W. Bush as President, the United States is fucked.

by I Voted for Kerry November 3, 2004

fuck fuck fuck a duck...

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

by Dana July 11, 2004

the fucking

When your day is going just to well but you know something bad is going to happen.

“Steven your boss needs you he said it’s important”

“Oh there it is the fucking...”

by Marieky05 February 11, 2019

fuck it

Giving up, not wanting to be bothered with it, a feeling of hopelessness.

Fuck it, I quit.
The dog ran off, fuck it, I aint chasing it.
The bastard cheated on me again, fuck it.

by susie fuck it December 28, 2005

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

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...fuck

by THE REAL MAYO MAN October 10, 2022