Tom From Myspace

That Guy from myspace who is always there when you create a myspace account but you never accept a friend request.WHAT'S WITH THAT? a guy who has been parodied so many times that it's unbelievable.

I Want a t-shirt that says "I love Tom from myspace" then a picture of Tom on the back

by dac19903 September 12, 2006

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009

From Nebraska

Phrase used to describe someone as corny. The reason the state Nebraska is used in this phrase is, because Nebraska is the highest producer of corn in the United States.

Carlos Mencia is from Nebraska

by hardNIPS January 18, 2011

sipping from the joy juice

drinking alcohol (to get drunk)

"I can see Tina's been sipping from the joy juice."
"Why's that?"
"She's hitting on Mark's stepdad."

by lostc December 18, 2004

Cut from track

Being cut from track is the ultimate shame. Track teams rarely have cuts. So actually being cut from track implies that one is a fail of the highest caliber. To be cut from track is an excellent reason to become an hero.

Kgor: I ran an 8 minute mile, yaaaaay!

Coach: Kgor, everyone else ran under 6 minutes, I think we'll need to let you go...

Normal human being: Jesus, that Kgor got cut from track! He has failed where others have failed to fail before!

Kgor: *Stalks freshman, then becomes an hero*

by Laxgirlololol March 5, 2011

banned from the mickey mouse clubhouse

You have just been BANNED from the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for SENDING SEXUAL CONTENT!

Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!

by um, yes. October 7, 2017

Chelsea from LCC

The best person who has ever lived on planet Earth. Everything about her will leave you stunned. She is caring, kind, beautiful, just the perfect amount shy and can always make you happy. She is the smartest person on Earth, and she knows the time to use it. She always holds her friends close. Anyone who comes into contact with her will be enjoyed and if anyone gets to be in a relationship with her is a lucky person. FYI: I miss you

Chelsea from LCC is the best person on Earth.

by You know who I am. @ml365.5 August 26, 2019