Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 02, 2012
The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.
by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024
by swooooooooooooosh December 03, 2018
"Rita, when are you going to give me a kiss?" asked Beta. Rita responds with "to the day hell freezes overwhile walking out the door of the room" leaving Beta depressed.
by jeffersonson October 17, 2019
Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2020
1. When a female is sexually aroused to the point of excitement where she's just itching for a good dicking but is let down by her lover (either before or during foreplay and/or sex), resulting in intense sexual frustration. This is especially irritating when vaginal stimulation has been initiated.
Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
She was so excited for her booty call that she sent her man a horny text telling him how ready she is for him to pound her pounani, but he texted back bailing on her. She responded by texting him: "Dang boi, ur gonna give me tang freeze?? I'll get me a new dick then!"
by T-lish February 04, 2010
by johnself March 21, 2014