fludunk

to smack someone with your penis in the face. erect or not

man i fludunked my friend last night while he was passed out drunk

by Joshua Markell February 19, 2007

Flund

A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.

Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.
Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.

by Dr. Grimmage, Pediatrics October 11, 2008

fludle

a big puddle that is ready to overflow

be careful of that fludle, it could mess up your shoes.

by overdose of hatred October 17, 2008

sexually fluid

The most sexual one can be, the fluids of sex flow so strongly through these people they are sometimes called star child. The gong of life sends it's vibrations into these beings so they are all attracted to each other, weather that be gays, bisexual, transexual, and all other sexualitis. Also sometimes referred to as whore, slut, or skank

That star child over there is very sexually fluid

by StarChild chris April 5, 2016

Flud

1. Social news reader app.

2. To endorse a fantastic article by sharing it via the Flud button.

Have you checked out Flud? It's a sexy new way to read news on your smartphone.

I love this article! I have to Flud it to my followers.

This article is the shit. I'm definitely going to Flud it.

by TheOriginalEB March 14, 2012

headlight fluid

The sweat origaniating from a female's breast, usually during sex.

man she was soaked in headlight fluid last night!!

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 7, 2005

fludge

to fuck a girl so hard, while she is doing a complete split, and make her squirt like a volcano eruption.

Guy: yo dude i fludged the hell out of this chick last night, she squirted everywhere
Friend: thats sweet, i hope u cleaned up the mess though.

by Biggy-D/Tacosss August 20, 2009