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floss binge

When you only floss seldom, so binge when you actually do it
I had a nice floss binge, last night--a very soothing gum massage!
by Doos Jarus May 24, 2021
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flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing
Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"
by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015
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flossing

when ur g banger is riding so far up your ass
"omg! my g string is flossing me rn, shit burns"
by peter patworth November 30, 2022
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Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.
Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?
by Plynut May 20, 2022
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Flossing

When a man jerks off and inserts a dildo into his anis for sexual pleasure.
Kyle: “Yo, Broseph! What you doin tonight?”

Anthony: “I’m gonna be flossing all night.”
by Unichrome January 20, 2018
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Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.
Did you floss?
by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022
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