floberolemestilatialonfobia

fear of colored markers

my friend has floberolemestilatialonfobia she couldn´t make it pas the first day of kindergarten and is now uneducated and unemployed working at mcdonald´s.

by useryourgrandma December 15, 2022

Flobic

The fear or prejudice negativity towards flutes, oboes, and piccolos.

"Stop being so flobic bro"

by Ripley March 3, 2023

flobbity gimbit

When your gimbit is soft all year round

guy 1: bro im coming up on one year of soft gimbit.
Guy 2: yeh bro thats a flobbity gimbit.

by Bingo Tremndous August 13, 2023

flarbenheimer

The act of watching Greta Gerwig’s ‘Barbie’ back to back with Christopher Nolan’s ‘Oppenheimer’ in the theatre, while watching Eva Longoria’s ‘Flamin’ Hot’ on your iphone.

My friends and I all took the ‘Flarbenheimer’ plunge at the rancho valley amc last week! epic!

by sensitive mud August 22, 2023

flob

Created by Moriah Elizabeth flob means a blob that looks like a flower

Moriah Elizabeth made a flob and called her Flobby

by SquishFreak June 14, 2023

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Flarbengarfle

The German word for someone with erectile dysfunction

My 30 year old co worker is a flarbengarfle

by Jkb07 September 22, 2023