Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.

"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"

by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 6, 2011

fiber finger

-noun
Sexual term. A defense for unwanted anal play in which the one being probed defecates on the finger(s) of the one doing the probing.

Told you it was exit only, now you have a fiber finger.

by Mr. e stigma May 10, 2010

Danger Finger

When your anus has gotten wet from splash back or you have cheap toilet paper, then as you wipe, your finger goes through the toilet paper into your anus and feces.

"Damn-it! I was trying to wipe my ass and my finger broke through the toilet paper! I got a nasty case of Danger Finger"

by DangerFinger February 22, 2015

Cheese Finger

When your finger inadvertently slips through the toilet paper whilst wiping the ass.

I just shat and gave myself a cheese finger. To top it off, the soap dispenser was empty.

by Eaton Holgoode May 30, 2017

Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.

Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.

by Chabio December 14, 2014