February 12

National Slap a Short Person Day. Hell, might as well punt their ass.

Wesley:That shorty been bugging you? You know it’s February 12 right?
Ben:Yeah bro it’s like she’s been trying to make up for the height she lost at birth
Addi: I can hear y’all you know? And what’s February 12?
Both:*Slap*

by Benjamino021 December 11, 2020

February 3rd

Only the hottest, most caring, and most loyal people are born on this day. The coolest guys and the most beautiful girls reside on February 3rd.

Wow! He was born on February 3rd? No wonder he's such a good guy.

by Authquake September 21, 2021

February 26th

A day where you talk about how often you fuck your friends mothers

Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, I fucked your mom on February 26th.

by Dr Homosexual Supremacy October 15, 2019

February 22nd

The day hot people where born

person 1: that person is so hot!
person 2: he/she was born on February 22nd

by RocknRollmcdonlads December 8, 2019

February 29th

The leap year birthday.
If you're born on feb 29th you're special and don't let people tell you otherwise 💗💝🥺

Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: February 29th
Person 1: You're an unique bad bih 😌💅

by 2nd worst person ever November 2, 2019

February 2

National kiss your crush day

Jack:What’s today?
Kate:February 2nd.Why?
Jack: Oh that reminds me of something.
(Jack kisses Kate)

by Anonymouschildd January 31, 2020

February 11

Hug any boy that has “Z” in his name

hey I can’t wait for February 11th

by Some kid on the internet November 21, 2019