The Fear

The feeling you get after having 3-4 cups of coffee and are not sure you are going to make it to the bathroom.

Usually involves explosive diarrhea.

My god get over and cover my post I've caught the fear!

by Gate1graveyard January 16, 2014

The Fear

The intense and uncontrollable urge to take vacate fecal matter. Often occurs unexpectedly, and leads one to soil themselves or crap in uncomfortable places

"Oh No Dude, we have to stop"

"What, why?"

"I have The FEAR!!"

by Daman09 March 5, 2009

No Fear

- Something you say to sound like a hard-ass before doing something that your terrified of

Jim( about to jump into the shark pool): Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...ok, gotta calm down. No fear!

Jim: (jumps in, dies.)

by Ohsnap!!!! December 11, 2009

After Fear

Being scared of something after the actual event has happened and is over.

The after fear came when I realized a large, brown spider had ridden home with me.

by fearlessinflorida January 22, 2011

the fear stick

A woodcutters axe enchanted with fear and turn undead at lvl 5826493.

Me: hit something with the fear stick
Enemy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

by Nametaker44 August 26, 2021

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Gear Fear

When you have a large sum of gold, particularly in D & D, but are still scared of losing gear.

Players with gear fear may spend a majority of their time scamming other players and "flipping" in the trade channels rather than playing the game.

I have 65k gold, but won't play ranked "high-roller" mode. Would rather kill noobs in normal mode, so my gear will stay safe! Don't you know I have a severe case of gear fear...

by Ilove11 October 8, 2023