ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

The Fates

Three people who make your life good or crap. One of them can even kill you.

The fates got me.

by DictionaryGuy5000 September 15, 2020

De-Fatergising

The process of pumping beers and shit food in your turret to counteract the effects of fatergising

Toby lost a little bit of weight but put it all back on when he started de-fatergising again

by GetFitOrDieFrying January 10, 2021

Fear_Fatez

Fear_Fatez is a discordian mostly known for his love towards men and children. He is a level 3 sex offender and is registered in all 50 states. Fear_Fatez spends most of his day wasting his life on osu!

Hide all your kids, Fear_Fatez is finally leaving his house.

by Poppafort December 5, 2023

The Decision of fates

Will you take the red pill and instantly obtain $100,000,000 or the blue pill that’s yummy and tastes like blueberry. One will give you comfort, and the other will give you adventure and new opportunities. This choice will decide your fate as a human being.

Oh I see you’re awake. I will ask you now to take the decision of fates. Choose wisely.

by Hensolo1125 September 28, 2020

Rules Sealed All Fates

Rules Sealed All Fates” is related to a school-project game or ARG. It means all the players’ fates are sealed by the rules, but the truth is that this sentence is hiding a name if you merge the first letter of each word.

Rules Sealed All Fates. ~game master.

by Leetgamemaster November 26, 2025

big fat E

a combination between an F and an L. A method of having somebody take an L while paying respects with F at the same time.

big fat E man, drop it in the chat.

by pieromqwerty October 10, 2018