Fartyr

Someone who takes the blame for someone else's fart

John knew his wife had ripped an awful fart at the dinner party, and when Dave noticed and called attention to the awful odor, John decided to be a fartyr by apologizing and saying it was he that had farted. FartFartyrMartyrFlatulence

by Jeffblue88 August 1, 2015

Fartyak

To accidentally let out a fart while vomiting.

Did you see that guy Waxpants fartyakking in the bush on Saturday?

by businessfish January 12, 2016

Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 29, 2016

Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 29, 2016

Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 29, 2016

Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 29, 2016

Fairlyn

1. A dumbfuck.

2. Help I'm trapped in this "friendship" I'm being held hostage someone help. Godammit fairlyn why

1. Me: Hoe don't do it

2. Fairlyn: *does it*

3. Me: oh my god

by the_MAGIC_cat May 29, 2016