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A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS
John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart
by itz_kidz October 2, 2016
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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
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female douchebag

A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!

*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.

*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
by Mental Muscle 4 U January 22, 2012
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female munch

a woman who gives nothing but blows and expects fuck all in return
aye she’s a female munch fr
by shssueiejenebe January 27, 2023
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female enthusiasts

A fanatical fan of females. One who is fearless in their facility to festoon females with fondness.

Akin to an “athletic supporter”?

Not to be confused with "Female euthanasia’s" who tend to be LESS enthusiastic in RE: females.
Many female enthusiasts turn to the 1974 epic Caged Heat for a rare peek into the world of HOT WOMEN IN PRISON MOVIES!!!
by Maximoose December 20, 2004
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female body

Proof there is a God.

Sometimes reserved for vagina or female breasts.
When I see a naked female body, I'm convinced that there is a God. They're all perfect. They're all different, and all perfect because they are made for men.

Some women choose to enjoy them too.
by forhall October 19, 2010
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female blumpkin

The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
by andybuchanan1 December 20, 2008
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