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Self serving egotistical fuckward

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward
by Gabrys May 13, 2020
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An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.
Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.
by Lump sum September 1, 2009
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Backwards People

The evil side of the human. They prefer the milk before the cerial, the creamer in before the coffee. They even go as far as to cook there food strait on the stove and then when the food is done cooking they put the vegetable oil on after its done cooking and then eat through the other end. Could end up being a male wanting to date one of those hot lesbian's, gnorw s'ti
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-Backwards people
by rcsamDuckworth May 18, 2019
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I play my records backwards

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.
--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.
by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011
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Backwards K

For one who wants to take their inebriation to the next level.

A step above the original, more juvenile, "strikeout", lies the "backwards k". It involves one more key ingredient.

The subject must first take a hit of weed (holding in the smoke), chug a beer, take a shot, then grab a freshly rolled up $20 and rip a line of cocaine. After one has completed those 4 steps, the subject can finally proceed to blow out the smoke.
Guy: Ey man, whatd you end up doing last night?
Dude: I canoe-oared a water bed...You?
Guy: Ha, nice...I woke up in my car, in an alley, with the heat blasting, an empty bottle of cheeze whiz in my hand, and a walrus carcass in the back seat.
Dude: Holy shit man...
Guy: Yea...mother fuckin' backwards k!
by The Dream Team & Friends January 6, 2010
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backwards bitches

A lying bitch that can't get the truth straight.
by Starfoxy32 January 20, 2017
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