Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

Fap Snap

When one half of a couple become verbally aggressive at the other resulting in one partner withholding sex ultimately forcing the other to masturbate when aroused next.

"Yea, Amber won't give me any for the rest of the night...I yelled at her for no reason and now the pearly gates are closed... fap snap strikes again"

by shoffnee October 11, 2014

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part

by Jedathon March 30, 2011

Fury Fap

Masturbating in order to release pent-up anger/stress. Usually done by gamers after losing a game.

Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.

by Poni the poni December 17, 2013

Dandy Fap

To toss ones self off.

Brb, off for a Dandy Fap. (Or, "Brb, off for a Dandy")

by MattGoon March 1, 2011

golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012

Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment

Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.

by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014