verbal experiment

1) the attempt to say something new or exciting and then screwing it up, causing other people to laugh, sneer, clown, or insult the speaker.

God, I love it when Presidents, politicans, pop stars and other celebrities attempt verbal experiments. I gives all of us a new reason to mock them.

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010

classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

job experience

1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.

how do i get job experience?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

Social Experiment

An excuse used by YouTube creators to seem Woke while acting like Human Garbage for views.

"wow what an asshole, but I bet he'll tell his subscribers it was a social experiment'

by TheRippedGeek August 24, 2018

Penthesilea Experience

Having your partner ride you in a sexual way (either cowgirl for the extra thrill or missionary position) and whisper sweet nothings into their ear. When her guard is lowered, you whisper the name of her arch nemesis and start the timer to see how much time can you hold on (or survive).

Guy 1: Hey! Stacy and I booked a room at the motel. I plan to remind her about my dates with Diana while she is riding me.

Guy 2: Full Penthesilea Experience? Do you have life insurance?

Guy 1: Yes.

by Malter October 24, 2019