vendi-envy

The feeling you get after pushing the selector button for what you bought out of the vending machine, 'cause you know that you didn't select what you *really* wanted.

This emotion is common when there are two things you have a taste for but only enough money to buy one, and may involve someone else influencing your decision.

A Vending scam always makes vendi-envy more painful...

Tom: "Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... ? I'm in the mood for Twix!"
Harry: "Tom, you just had Twix yesterday, maybe you should go with the Snickers."
Tom: "No - I'm positive: I want Twix! *puts in money* B.... 9..."
*machine vends a Twix as Tom's smile goes away*
Harry: "Aren't you going to open that?"
Tom: "... Meh. I really wanted a Snickers."
Harry: "Another sixty-five cents, another case of vendi-envy..."

by zurielseven May 5, 2011

Poop Envy

When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.

I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!

by Shoppa June 2, 2009

app-envy

Displaying obvious envy towards a person who has discovered better apps for their iphone.

Most commonly experienced by iphags

While showing off his iphone apps, O’Bryan displayed a heartbreaking look off app-envy when Mark toped him by revealing the bubble-level app.

by dsmooth32 October 10, 2008

peanuts envy

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

by kswarthog August 25, 2008

vagina envy

When a man hears about one of his friends sleeping with a woman he is interested in and becomes extremely jealous of the sex his friend enjoyed.

Shawn: Did you hear Steve scored with Isis!?!
Rich: So what who cares!
Shawn: What's your problem?
Alain: He's pink with vagina envy...
Shawn: Ahhh...

by ValmontSJU December 7, 2007

gender envy

RanbooLive

dude? what’s gender envy?

you know ranboo?

yeah?

him.

by dnfisreal/j August 25, 2021

Penis Envy

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

by Botaku October 1, 2018