Gender Envy 

When you want to have what Do Hanse and Lee Taemin have but it's just out of grasp

Person 1: Damn have you seen Hanse and Taemin?
Person 2: I have and they give me so much gender envy

Gender Envy by Plutos_Sky April 20, 2021

Blonde Envy 

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that

I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.

Blonde Envy by kittylucious October 4, 2010

birthday envy 

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.

Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"

birthday envy by Adam SSS December 15, 2008

cellular envy 

Getting jealous at that person with that swank new cell phone.

Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.

cellular envy by Adel7 December 28, 2007

access envy 

Jealousy of someone's wi-fi connectivity.

FROM AT%T COMMERCIAL!! I OWN NOTHING!

guy 1:did you know that there's a zillion uses for corn?
guy 2:*searches internet* actually closer to 2500 from adhesives to sparkplugs.
guy 1:you know your high speed internet is giving me access envy!
guy 2:*from the beach*dude,just get at%t

access envy by Bhai-Saab April 21, 2009

tomato-envy 

Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.

"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.

tomato-envy by bingo lingo May 12, 2010

Waiter-Envy 

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

Waiter-Envy by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011