eggroll

The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.

My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like
it's better than yours
Damn right
it's better than yours

by Qiao Beauty (^_~) March 5, 2004

Runny Eggs

Runny eggs is when you're fucking a diseased prostitute from behind, and just before you cum you pop all the herpes sores and syphillitic lesions on her back, gathering the pus and runoff into the middle. You then shoot your load into the mess, and Voila! Runny eggs! Bonus if you gather it all into a frying pan, cook it up, then make her eat it. Double bonus: if you were drilling her in the shitter and part of your culinary masterpiece includes random feces castoff aka bacon bits.

"Oh, man, I picked up this nasty hooker the other night? I gave her a colon cleansing then fed her runny eggs with bacon bits for breakfast."

by Dirty B. October 5, 2006

Scrambled Eggs

When a female is performing oral on a male's junk, she places a vibrator at full blast in his scrote between his balls. As he aproaches ejaculation she begins to vigorous move the device in a 'scrambling' motion.

"OHHHH man I heard Jessica sucked your dick last night."
"Yes she most certainly did! She even pulled out her rabbit and gave me some Scrambled Eggs right before I came in her mouth!"

by Busaman June 27, 2009

Eggsonfire

"eggs on fire" an egg that is toasty hot with tiny flames or one that is 100% smokin. or it is someone with balls that get hot when aroused.

Property of Steev and Robz
evidence many random websites

1.I can get eggs on fire *wink*
2.There is no 2

by Steev & Robz November 15, 2004

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Egglord

Egglord is someone who is considered to be funny and Edgy. Egglord is a cutie patootie who is oblivious to it, we all have someone who is considered to be our Egglord.

Her: Who is egglord?
Him: Egglord is the little bunny boy down there!
Her: He’s such a cutie patootie! Awww.. Look at him go, doing the anime cat ears!

by Mixella Moon May 14, 2020

eggs

According to Homestar Runner, officially not a fruit.

Homestar: I officially declare eggs...NOT a fruit.

by Gorillaz87 November 27, 2003