irish eclipse

when you get drunk, sober up, and then get drunk again in the same day.

A true irish drinker can experience several irish eclipses in his lifetime.

by snowmass bartender January 3, 2008

total eclipse of the heart

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Emelie

Emelie is a sexy girl that fuck guys Everyday. She is blonde and got blue eyes. She could be a stripper! If you fuck her, you Will have your best night ever.

1. - Emelie was so Good yesterday!
2. - Look at Emelies ass, I want to slap it!

by Justlikeanerd388 May 12, 2017

eclipse

An Idiot's road car, someone that loves these really needs help. 1,2,3 gens don't matter, Poor Highschooler's 355 wanna be.

Makes a good chicken Coop, or Field Car.

Hey look at all those eclipse' outside of that Burger King.

My mom thinks an eclipse looks like a over-grown tampon.

by Rizeman April 22, 2004

Ecliptic-

pref. 1. An indication of severe incompetence; stupidity; 2. An insinuation of membership to the EclipticEmpire.

What an EclipticIdea.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Eclipticity

n. 1. The state of being incorrigibly retarded or moronic; 2. The degree of measured stupidity inherent or present in some object.

What inordinate eclipticity.

by Dave November 16, 2003

edeline

Edeline is what you call a girl who likes attention. Especially from boys. She will do everything in her power to sabotage a freindship... even a relationship, just so she can be happy

This girl Edeline'd John and I's 3 year relationship.

by annieravioli June 19, 2014