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Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.
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They called him The Last Ember because even when everyone else turned away, he still spoke truth without fear.
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