When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the abduction experiencemug. When a person doing a social experiment follows a camera man that is walking backwards while explaining the dumb shit that he is going to do.
by definer182 April 19, 2017
Get the social experiment walkmug. sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crush’s perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending it’s her.
by olivertreeisperfect420 February 18, 2023
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Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.
by Windsore Relaxation April 21, 2022
Get the Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.mug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>No Experience Ye With SKills<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. the best way to describe this is to take an authentic role playing video game that if you kill trillions of monsters in the game by then the Collective experience makes you a force to be reckon with. the strongest in that particular video game too bad you can't carry it on to the sequel and other video games and it really starts to get tedious after so many times of doing it. maybe why people only do one.
the Collective experience isn't ever seen as is....but a single thread a single paint brush of the grand design...
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 7, 2022
Get the The Collective Experiencemug. The name of the up-and-coming street drug combination. Originating in Cecil county, Md the ‘Joe Rogan experience’ is a smokable combination (unknowingly present in most vape pens) of DMT and a lethal dose of Fentanyl
The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.
Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
The goal of which being to break through just moments before slipping into the afterlife.
Survivors recall visions of angelic dodecahedrons bestowing knowledge to those who believe.
by TrumpSquidFishingVideo October 22, 2023
Get the Joe Rogan experiencemug.