drunken

the act of drinking with the intention of getting epicly drunk.

dude - i am goin drunken with gore tonight, and we plan on tearing this town a new one.

wow, going drunken last night was a bad idea - i woke up next to a donkey.

um, next time i say lets go drunken tell me no...we stole a midget last night

by bubbap November 1, 2011

drunken f00l

1337 coder who has been slacking off on his work and need to stop playin fag RA2 and get to fuckin work

Drunken F00l is lazzy.

by ccnncc99 May 7, 2003

drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

by pentozali May 16, 2007

Drunkellison

This happens when you're so drunk that you actually believe that someone would give u a free opened beer, and you wind up drinking piss.

Paige got a drunkellison the other night by Kyle!

by Paigeyy E January 6, 2008

drunken chatting

When a person whilst texting/IMing begins to misspell ever other word and talks in incoherent speak that makes them appear to be drunk by others; the technological form of slurred speech

Peter: Dude, what the hell was wrong with you last night? I couldn't understand a word of your text. You were all like drunken chatting.
Bob: I was really tried and finishing off my last beer.
Peter: That explains it.

by frisky curtain June 20, 2008

Drunken Egget

When you feel sorry for yourself and you drink your sorrows away, you down a bottle of vodka before school and go to pub at dinner and get drunk b4 your p.e lesson. you also try to get off with another girl saying you love her!

I think im turning into a Drunken Egget

by Paul Abscott January 21, 2009

drunker-na-ballsack

The state of being so drunk you are comparable to old hairy scrotum.

"Check out ol' Matty o'er there 'bout drunker-na-ballsack...and so am I."

by Hoggggzilla December 13, 2009