penteriferous doogler

the title bestowed upon a person who can rub his scrotum on top of a girl's chin and shit up her nostrils.

I never would believe that Lois B DeFleur, President of Binghamton University, got penteriferously doogled. Especially by the President of Sodexho

by The Iceman November 15, 2004

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.

Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.

by Kevin Motherfucking Gillespie August 8, 2007

Dookie Knife

Taking one's thumb and forcefully stabbing another person in the butt with it when they least expect it while yelling the word Dookie Knife.

"I snuck up behind my girlfriend and gave her a "Dookie Knife" causing her to slap me."

by UncleTater83 April 4, 2008

Doobie Downer

An occurrence or person that makes a high stoner paranoid or upset.

Duuuuude, your girlfriend stopping by was a real doobie downer.

by LilJerry February 14, 2009

Dookiejuice

Diarrhea. Brownwater. The Runs. When one has liquid bowel movements.

Man, I had so much Spicy Thai food last night that I had to Dookiejuice so bad when I got up this morning.

by bronze hammers February 27, 2009

doodie-dufflebags

a suffix added to a name to show dislike. Means the person is a big bag of shit. Commonly used by children. The only appropriate time to say this as an adult is when drunk and talking to a douchebag.

More effective if it rhymes with the name or creates an alliteration.

Timmy: "Matt Doodie-dufflebags is a piece of shit."
Timmy's mom: "Don't say 'shit', you're twelve."

by screwyou2 February 5, 2010