When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017
Get the waffle donkeymug. “Hey mate.” says Jeff
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”
by anonymous July 1, 2021
Get the Shag a donkeymug. by poodonkey June 16, 2010
Get the brew donkeymug. Dude, that chick is such a slut. I'm sure she has a donkey conch... Go for it if you want to play some donkey conch. I bet you could throw a barrel up that thing.
by Dr. Dumazz October 8, 2008
Get the donkey conchmug. Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017
Get the Donkey codemug. A sog donkey is an amazingly dull person, lacking in personality and/or conversation. Sog donkeys also tend to moan a lot about things which are not that important, making you wish you could either end their lives to save your own suffering, or end your own if you are worried about the repercussions.
Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.
Sog donkeys do not deserve friends.
by Free_Bird January 23, 2014
Get the sog donkeymug. Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018
Get the Donkey Shufflemug.