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Double Doink

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.
Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.
by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019
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doink and broom

To have sex with a girl and then dump her. Synonym: Rail and Bail.
Your mom is hot, but she's a total bitch. I'll just doink and broom her.
by Smitty3 September 8, 2007
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Dinkass

someone that usually takes off from home with the soul intent of getting intoxicated and under the influence (e.g. Bud and Mary-Jane) whilst the family is at a celebration of some kind
Hey you dinkass call home asap..
dont be such a dinkass
by RackTheJipper July 26, 2010
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donkasaurus rex

1) An extremely poor poker player

2) An extremely poor beer pong player
1) Peter Fields called $40 with a five high straight. HAHA. What a donkasaurus rex.

2) Mike Kuzan only won eleven games of beer pong in a row. That kid is such a donkasaurus rex!
by the champ 107 June 7, 2009
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doink

to waste time friviously
as in "doinking around on the computer."
by Torie Benson October 17, 2003
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Donkanese

Same as what Jay said, but tonite, Dingo was drunk and spat some fat beats of rymes in his own language.
NO EXAMPLE, Drive to the BZ or Brazzle Dazzle to hear some.
by coby March 2, 2003
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ba-doink-a-doink

Yo dawg check out the ba-doink-a-doink on that ho!
by jlouise December 16, 2010
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