ditchwhore

a cheap whore who prefers to work for nothing

that michelle is such a ditchwhore , she blew the whole football team for nothing!!!!

by alien boy October 20, 2005

ditch pump

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

by S Byrne January 5, 2007

ditchstick

someone who whilst playing golf unfortunately plonks their tee - shot into a ditch and is then .. incapable of retrieving it !

danny: i seem to be unable to get my ball back old chap !

alex: hah what a ditchstick!!

by randy hoo ha August 18, 2009

ditchpick

Used when you've wandered into a ditch when in a drunken stupor, and in the following morning had to hitch a ride and get picked up by total strangers.

"Hey, did you know that John was ditchpicked last night?"

"Oh man I'm probably gonna ditchpick tonight."

by wallyladyn May 13, 2010

ditch sledding

A sport where a person runs and then launches themself down a flooded ditch on a foam sled.

Person 1. That ditch sledding was rad!
Person 2. Ya I know, I went like 20 yards!

by major wipeout May 13, 2010

Ditch bag

Someone who ditchs you who you feel is a nit bag at the same time.

My friend and me arrange to go somewhere and he ditchs me and just before he was being a twat, then the next day i would call him a "Ditch Bag".

by oscartv July 5, 2012

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016