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peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates
"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"
by wheelguy February 23, 2022
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coronacleaning disease

Sickness or ill effects from excessive compulsive cleaning with noxious cleaning products.
"Jasmine got sick from sniffing spray disinfectant. #coronacleaning disease"
by Freybjorg April 21, 2020
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captain disease

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!
by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023
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Hewko's Disease

n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013
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yeet disease

yeet disease is a word for yeetis diabetus the disease that makes you die
because me has yeet disease me will die soon oh no it hapen now.
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Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.
by Papa T January 26, 2021
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Swanson's disease

A disease similar to Parkinson's disease
Swanson's disease has 5 stages, each stage getting progressively worse until you reach stage 5, where you lose the ability to make wise financial decisions
Stage 1 symptoms: Mild shaking in both hands. Engineering Textbooks become especially hard to read.
Stage 2 symptoms: A higher degree of shaking in all limbs. Loss of general motor control
Stage 3 symptoms: Similar to Parkinson's disease, loss of motor function

Stage 4 symptoms: Engineering prowess exceeds all others, reverts to stage 1 symptom

Stage 5 symptoms: The victim has the urge to form a lacklustre engineering company. Designs wall sockets with structural beams running through the centre
Fred: 'Did you hear about Han's diagnosis of Stage 5 Swanson's disease?'
Mogus: 'oh dear'
by Wade&co Representative June 26, 2022
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