deadassmikeyway

funniest person on panictwt and biggest ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025

Deadahh?

"Deadahh" is a term that encapsulates the deepest sense of disappointment a man can experience. Though it may appear as a question, it is not meant to seek clarification but rather to voice sheer frustration and dismay.

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

Person: Bro, I heard you smashes your sister, We deadahh?💔

by GenuineLoathe March 8, 2025

deadaluseae

a famous editor on tiktok. he is a pick me boy and creates lots of thirst traps of himself, because he has decent looks. very sensitive and threatens to delete all his accounts all the time whenever hes sad

deadaluseae makes decent edits tho

by famous wanda editor May 19, 2025

deadass

a cooler way of saying serious

are we deadass

by thewildanimator May 20, 2025

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025

Deadhaired

Being "Deadhaired" is when you call a brunette a brunette when she is literally identifying as a bleached-blonde.

She was upset because she was deadhaired! Her boyfriend called her a brunette but she already did her hair this month and she identifies as a bleached-blonde woman. It's sort of like being deadnamed, but different. (It's not about split ends either.)

by vtology June 8, 2025