The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.
by Krissyjones October 16, 2018
Get the Curtain Smoosh mug.This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
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Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced
Friend - how was the love making last night ?
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave
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