frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Cucumber

The term cucumber was used against slaves. It originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slave owners would mock slaves by calling them cucumbers. Simply because slaves were seen as low humans.

“look at that dirty cucumber”

by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020