cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!

“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg

by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023

Cucumbering

When a man rests each ball on each eye of a girl, like a cucumber slice

She said her eyes hurt after we tried cucumbering.

by LargeLoad22 May 21, 2018

Flick the CuCUMber

to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.

boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt

by bigbixmarcus November 21, 2017

cucumber

A lovable fruit yes a ¨fruit¨ that your girlfriend takes when you are in bed. she eats it for dinner every night and eats it with cherries she loves it when you put it in a hole. her ex boyfriend gave it to his buddy at a fortnight in his room that´s why she is with you now.

John:EAT IT
Britney:already on it

john:yes oh not to hard and slurp it

Britney: cough,cough slurp

john:yes have a cherry to

Britney:no you plug that hole back there

john:fine
Britney:uhggg, moannnnnnn
cucumber,dick

by Limited_JUKES May 25, 2019

Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands

Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber

by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023

Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed

Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights

by LilT666 February 11, 2022

drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.

"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024