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Chloe Cruz

Chloe is the most popular autistic name, most people who have this name are diagnosed with autism later on in life but don’t seem to accept their condition. They show many traits of autism but refuse to agree with it. Most Chloe’s can’t do simple math either but they will eat everything in your house if you don’t keep an eye on them. Around 99% of people names Chloe are morbidly obese and eat lots of sweets like ice cream and chocolate.
Chloe Cruz was spotted eating per usual.
by Instama June 14, 2024
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Cruz

V) When an entity loses a game, but exaggerated the lead before doing so.

N) A person who cruzes.
Person 1 : My team is gonna win, we're so far ahead.

*Later*

Person 1: Damn, we lost.
Person 2: You exasperated the lead and cruzed. Now you're a cruz.
by ezwynn July 5, 2022
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Cancun Cruz

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.
"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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Cruz

I am going to get a tattoo from cruz
by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022
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Joselyn Cruz valencia

Joselyn Cruz valencia is a social media star. She is very smart, cute, sexy, have brown hair, blue eyes and glasses she recently got.she can be very kind but her feelings can be hurt very easily, she is very loyal, she is very funny! She has so much friends! She is popular too! don’t lose her at all she comes one time in the life time Joselyn can be serious sometimes she even got your back!
Hey Joselyn Cruz valencia, can you be my friend please and can you make a tik tok with me please oh and give me your Snapchat and insta! And trust me I don’t want to lose you as a friend
by Not very cute October 26, 2019
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Haley Cruz

Person 1: Hey have you heard of Haley Cruz?

Person 2: Yeah isnt she that one little tiny 5'2 brown midget?

Person 1: Yeah
by Mksg February 28, 2024
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ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.
(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.
by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018
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