A pedo that likes little girls and guys, always throwing parties because there ain't no party Like a Cruz party, Cruz is the type of guy who looks up to Drake and diddy always looking for that cupcake shop like EDP
You see that cupcake over there that must be Cruz’s
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
You see that little girl over there that must be Cruz’s Girl Friend
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Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
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Cruz FAMILY orientated, Love deeply, hard working, willing take on any challenges, sincere, back up their words with actions, stand by your side in any type of situation good or bad, if they love you, you will be taken care of by them! They are rare, a Cruz will not be easy to forget if you lose them. Love parties and know how to have a great time! Don't piss them off because you will see a side of them you won't like. Don't F*** with a Cruz they're real AF!
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He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
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