crocked 

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

crocked by Inferno April 5, 2003

cooked

1.Cocaine that has been converted from cocaine hydrochloride to cocaine base.
2. Crack cocaine
3. hard; rock

I was lookin' for raw, but my boy only had cooked.

What's the comeback on that cooked shit?

cooked by five-o-killa May 5, 2006

crooken 

After the disintegration of the ABCD Clique, the remaining members formed crooken.

Look at crooken, walking around like normal folk when everybody knows they own the place.

crooken by ABCD Clique October 17, 2006

crocked out

laughing so hard you can't type, text, or talk and you lose control of all bodily functions.

OMG that YouTube video was so hilarious I was crocked out!!! That video crocked me out really bad!!

crocked out by Joantispam December 20, 2010

cooked onion 

Being fired from your job.

My boss said, "Kiley, I need to let you go. You're all done here - you're a cooked onion."

cooked onion by huskerbabe79keg September 19, 2013

Cooked

Sorry, mum, i don't like the food you serve me. All that canned, processed stuff.

I only eat fresh food. Prepared. Cooked. From now on you're taking me to the market.

Cooked by Krkič October 7, 2019

Cooked

A way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.

Boy #1: Yo Sam your map is so cooked
Boy #2: Yeah its totally broken

That object is cooked

Cooked by MattyJ13 April 27, 2020