Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018

ditch cricket

A cross betweenditch pigand mud cricket.
A dirty nasty slut, short shorts wearing tailgate humper.

A ditch cricket lives in an urban setting but can be found in rural areas, looking for the next bumper humper.

Although not always they are often known to have multiple children with multiple baby daddys.

Will never choose live in the counry or farm setting.

Did you see that man with the cow boy boots walk into her house? One of the kids called him dad, do you think she's a Ditch Cricket ?

by B Silent March 19, 2018

Quiver Cricket

A female archer who wears short shorts or tight jeans, shooter shirts,cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a shooter shirt. Often found twisting around the practice range or getting railed in the sponsor trailers. Shoots competition archery and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like new release or the latest arrow. Rumor has it she knows how to nock. ->>--JB---->

Wasn't that girl wearing a blue shooter shirt last shoot yeah she's a quiver cricket its yellow this shoot it could be red the next

by Shades of camo August 10, 2019

Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

Vibrating Cricket

When Cricket gets horny as fuck and starts shaking violently from not having sex

"Its been a month I hop ewe dont have Vibrating Cricket on out hands

>:)

by IamMonke January 6, 2022

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

Tavros Crocker

The biological child of Jane Crocker and Jake English in the Candy Epilogue of the hit Webcomic Homestuck made by Andrew Hussie.

He's Kismesis with Vrissy Maryam-Lalonde and best friends with Harry Anderson Egbert.

Tavros Crocker? No I want Tavros Nitram.

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022