The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.

Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response

by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009

Exister Crisis

When somebody doesn't know the important thing in life.

Teacher: Who is your mother?
Student: Uh? I don't know.
Teacher: Alright so, what's life on earth?
Student: ...
Teacher: Okay, you're just an exister crisis.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 6, 2019

Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Mythril Crisis

Founded by CaptainMC, ShatteredMagi, and Anidrin. No one knows their reals names. The name was chosen after the recent absence of mythril. The three have ventured to many worlds and met many people to help them. Only a few have stayed along . Among them are ColeBVL and Sovairu.

The Mythril Crisis have traveled to Phaeton, Kettemoor, Vana'diel, and Azeroth.

by Caydiem January 24, 2005

Mid life Crisis

A period of time in someone middle or old age years where they want to be younger again.

Ruby is in her 40s and actually 14, I think she having a mid life crisis

by 459395 April 28, 2023

Time Lord meta crisis

Where a human absorbs time lord regeneration energy and becomes half time lord.

Doctor: donna noble will die from the time lord meta crisis inside her head if she ever remembers me

by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023