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Creepy Jesus

The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈
CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME
by JesusLover2028 August 29, 2022
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creepy pasta

some pasta thats creepy who is up stairs with yor mam makein some weeeeeiiiiiird noises
i am literaly going to ENDanger that creepy pasta for ruining my leaning tower of leggo, by making the house shake. he will be sorry for breaking my legOH MY FCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK DID MY MOM STEAL FUCKING TOWER OF Vortnight-BUCKS!!!!! THANK GOD I STOLL MY DADS PICK-AXE... kill mom mode "activated"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 5, 2022
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creepy cakes

someone who hates u and calls u things till your unstable but u feel as if they're in-love
just call them your creepy cakes n they might be good to you..

someone who hates you to the point they are in-love
by kara-- November 23, 2022
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Creepy

a girl say this to a man when she wants to fuck him right now where they at, all sex oral, anal and pussy. all three holes, no talking even if shes a virgin, that you are that hot to her she needs you bad and horny...so fuck her right now shes telling you, even if she says don't be creepy, thats her shy way of saying the same thing. it really means don't creep , don't slow around, don't beat around the bush, hurry the fuck up and rush. rush hour time.
you are so creepy, don't be creepy.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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Conniving Creepy Cretin

A physically disabled person who also suffers from learning difficulties and congenital thyroid deficiency partaking in an act conspiring to do something immoral, illegal, or harmful thus causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease. Otherwise known as a Creepy Cretin.
"What a deviously devilish, slickly sly little conniving creepy cretin"
by CreepyCretin May 2, 2022
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Creepy Card

An argument, similar to the race card but used to try and shame men who speak their mind about things that are important to society.
Bob: "Women shouldn't be dressing in slutty clothes to work and talking smack about their husband."
Linda: "Stop thinking you can tell others how to live their lives. And stop judging others. That’s’ just creepy."
Bob: "You need to stop pulling the creepy card"
by thenextbojizzle September 30, 2022
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creepy will

is always a year above and is so desperate for a shag he will go on ur followers and follow your friends and waiting for them to post a picture of themselves so that he can pounce on them with the sentence ‘this is such a good tune’ when really he has never listened to thus song. loves to triple snap if you don’t reply to his trauma dump about how his dad bought him a ps5 and he got angry because he prefers to read.
‘ugh has creepy will pounced on you yet? ‘
‘no not yet
‘be careful he’s on the prowl! you are next.’
by unicorn flower puff girl January 14, 2022
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