Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 28, 2017

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 13, 2009

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 18, 2023

crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 08, 2019

crank suck

To suck the cock of a huge cranker

“I’m itching for a good crank suck” Chase said

by Crank suck March 29, 2018

huge crank

Huge crank is another term for a larger than average sized penis.

The kid in oak 235 has a huge crank.

by Butters1369 January 28, 2016