Hate Cranking

The act of masturbating with such intensity, one gives off aggressive and almost animalistic vibes

Guy 1: hey man, where's Leslie Turnstile?
Guy 2: probably at home watching anime porn, hate cranking it.

by Ghost Badger August 28, 2017

cock crank

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

by chilli ring November 13, 2009

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 18, 2023

crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 08, 2019

cranking the gears

To drive something; make something happen; run the show

Underneath the corporate veil, cranking the gears, aren't moneys, robots, or artificial intelligence, but people: managers, employees, corporate executives, and shareholders. -- "UNSCRIPTED: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Entrepreneurship" by MJ DeMarco

by LBRT August 01, 2017

scraggly crank

A person that has scraggly hair and or looks like a druggy, preferably a crank head

Dang Brian, you look like a scraggly crank.

by jumunji June 11, 2007