A pretty funny comedian (if you like his kind of humor) from a small town in Nebraska whose real name is Daniel Whitney and is famous for his redneckish comedic act on The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. He is acting and talking as a redneck, but in fact sounds very Upper Midwestern, which is evident when watching his interviews.
Jokes from Larry the Cable Guy:
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
"We were throwin M-80s in the water (explosion sound with mouth) watchin the fish fly up. Yeah, we blew the aquarium at the dentist's office all to Hell."
"I called one of them 900 talk-dirty numbers the other day; you ever call one of them? Two people, that's it? And those voices sounded familiar to be honest with you. Well don't call it, it's a rip-off. I got a girl that stuttered and it cost me $1,700 on that deal in there."
"My brother celebrated his 2nd wedding anniversary, and they was goin to celebrate. He wanted to have sex, and she wanted to go to Outback, and my grandmother wanted to go to church, have em rededicate the wedding vows. So, they all compromised and they had sex outback of the church."
by Ryan J. February 20, 2009
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An awsome British Black Metal band.
It is a very controversial subject on whether or not they are realy black metal or not. Some people are too concerned about what genre it's under, it sounds good just the same. Cradle of Filth is growing in popularity, but unforunatly there seems to be some ridiculous dispute between Cradle Of Filth fans and Marilyn Manson fans. I personaly like them both. People should just learn to respect the opinions of others.
It is a very controversial subject on whether or not they are realy black metal or not. Some people are too concerned about what genre it's under, it sounds good just the same. Cradle of Filth is growing in popularity, but unforunatly there seems to be some ridiculous dispute between Cradle Of Filth fans and Marilyn Manson fans. I personaly like them both. People should just learn to respect the opinions of others.
Stupid Cof fan: "Marilyn Manson is gay!"
Stupid MM Fan: "Cradle of Filth is gay!"
Someone not retarded: "Stop arguing! They're BOTH fucking great."
Stupid MM Fan: "Cradle of Filth is gay!"
Someone not retarded: "Stop arguing! They're BOTH fucking great."
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Get the cradlerobber mug.one of the greates bands of all time, and probably very underestimated.even through many changes in the band line they still prove to be one of the best.Why? Dani Filth. He is the adhesive that makes it work, probably one of the most dedicated musicians today. he struggled to make that band work and they do deserve notorioty in and out of thier genre.
by jay October 7, 2003
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their old stuff was black metal, the new stuff isn't. but they're not bad.
their old stuff was black metal, the new stuff isn't. but they're not bad.
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***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
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*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
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